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Body bombing

to write on a person when they pass out a party. ( usally happens when said person has had way too much to drink ) yo! That kid was assed out at the party last night. So we went body bombing!

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Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

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C.U.N.T.

This term is also an acronymn which by definition is the proclomation used to describe women as this body part because at this point the woman is only good for having sex because she is dumb. Can't...

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White chocalate

a caucasian person who is ghetto on the inside and a cracker on the outside. Not a wigger I seen this bumpin redbone walking down the street. I said to her. You know what goes good with brown sugar? I...

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Roachin'

a person who at work intentually slacks because they know they can get away with it. That Bamma always be roachin' me

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Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated well wally back in my...

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jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo! I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

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Healthy

A sarcastic way of describing a person who wakes up and is coughing and hocking up due to drinking and smoking too many jacks. my man is real healthy every day

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North Side of the Dirty South

Generally the state that is just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maryland and some will also consider Washington DC. We about to take on a ride through the north side of the dirty south!

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that's what's up

Originated in Philadelphia circa 1998. When discussing events that are of intrest to both parties. The person that didn't know what was going down would say that's what's up. usally rhetorical....

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chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out. hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!

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Unck

short for uncle. Used primarily in thedirty south originated in hotlanta hey unck I got this fly ride last week.

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bra strap

the female version of " get off my dick " . But since women don't have penis and guys don't have boobs. demise: I met this guy last nite, girl he was fine! guns: did u hook up? demise: naw he was all...

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Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought. John: did u see that dime? Will: yea man she is fake tight.

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Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought. John: did u see that dime? Will: yea man she is fake tight.

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holdoorphobia

pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa. this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't...

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ruff em off

1. To physically take something from a person 2. To beat a person up Scott: did u see that kidsbling? James: yea let's ruff em off!

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go hard or go home

To go all out at what ever your doing at that time and if you don't you might as well pack it up and head home. jim:r u ready to startvthe 2nd half of this scrimmage? Sam: yea man, you better go hard...

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Bing jing

Smoking a marijuna usually through a waterpipe. James: hey man you want a bing jing? Scott: only if its some dro.

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joe

Washigton DC based slang term used instead of man yo! did u see them kids they was lunchin joe!

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Sparing partner

also see fuck buddy. Usually this is when its conveint for both parties when they are between significant partners. joe: dude last night I went 3 rounds with my sparing partner.

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Northside of the dirty south

the state that is directly below the mason-dixon line. Some may also consider Washington DC as well. we about to take you on a ride thru the northside of the dirty south.

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Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice. yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

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SL-DZ1200

Compact Disc Turntable made by Techinics for DJ'ing CD's Yo I killed it last nite, flexin my skills on tha SL-DZ1200's

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P Dot G Dot

The County in Maryland due west of our Nations Capitol. Prince George's County. Will: yo man where we gunna get them heaters from? john: dunn we gotta go to The P Dot G Dot!

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Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women. bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?...

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Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end. 2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a...

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jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face. Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night! jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

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estispeculation

estimate/speculation my best estispeculation is that the book will be ready to publish next week

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Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up. Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around Moe: yea youngen...

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Wet

Washington DC Slang term for: Hot, Fresh, Fly, Dope, Fire..etc. Joe: Did you see that dime-piece walking up the block? Moe: Jeeah baby girl is looking wet!

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swag deficent

lacking in style joe: did you see that{bamma}joe? moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!

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